Musings of a happily married, middle-aged male, Jewish litigation paralegal. Who knits. Wow. It's even more exciting when you read it in print.
Friday, May 12, 2006
TOO FUNNY!
Read this. Go on, read it now. Then you'll know why I am laughing so hard I think I may have wet myself a little. Methodist alpacas! Oh, dear. My sides hurt. Pot lucks! Bassists! Damn, that lady is funny! I want whatever it is she's smoking!
Prefer Buddhist llamas, myself, but (WHY is there not e-mail address on your demmed site so that I must flaunt my adoration in front of all) your comment on Harlot today is already worming its way into the vocabularies of my non-knitting friends. (Shut up. It's possible.) "Bucketfull of fuck" is going right up there with (did you read Charles Baxter's The Feast of Love?) Chloe's favorite "but, fuck and alas..." Bless all those who love the language. -- rams
I happen to have four brothers, but the only one who is available may not be such a great catch -- at least his four (or is it five?) ex-wives don't have a lot of great things to say about him. Sorry!
Looking to e-mail me? Try me at aidangilbert AT gmail daht com. I'd love to hear from you.
Look for me on RAVELRY -- codename: LaceWeightGuy. (I thought the name was slimming.)
Now, enough about me, Let's talk about YOU!
4 comments:
Thank you for the link!
Prefer Buddhist llamas, myself, but (WHY is there not e-mail address on your demmed site so that I must flaunt my adoration in front of all) your comment on Harlot today is already worming its way into the vocabularies of my non-knitting friends. (Shut up. It's possible.) "Bucketfull of fuck" is going right up there with (did you read Charles Baxter's The Feast of Love?) Chloe's favorite "but, fuck and alas..." Bless all those who love the language. -- rams
Aidan,would-you-please-email-me-if-you-have-any-middle/aged,single,brothers-(just-like-you-who-knit)?I-know-a-lot-of-women-who-will-travel-in-a-New-York-minute-to-meet-such-a-guy.
Diane
[blush] aw shucks.
I happen to have four brothers, but the only one who is available may not be such a great catch -- at least his four (or is it five?) ex-wives don't have a lot of great things to say about him. Sorry!
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