Tuesday, September 25, 2007


A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the driver behind the wheel was knitting! The driver was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, so the trooper pulled alongside, rolled down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the knitter yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"


Sue said...

I’m not sure what happened, but I commented on your Needs vs Wants column and it’s not showing up.
I wrote to tell you that there is a bra store right here in Chicago that even Oprah raves about. It’s called Intimacy – check their website at www.myintimacy.com . I have not been there, but know someone who has. They were so impressed with their bra fitting and couldn’t say enough good about them. They are at 9000 N. Michigan, phone number 312-337-8366.
Love your blog! I found it a couple of months ago and look forward to your entries. You have a real knack with subtle humor, even when writing about nothing. Sort of like a Seinfeld episode!!

Aidan said...

Thank you for both the advise and the compliment. I appreciate them both.

That will be one item off the list. Now who is coughing up the cashmere?

m.o.M. said...

Quick! I've got to find a knitter to tell that joke to!
Thanks for the laugh.