Wednesday, January 07, 2009

THE WAY THE NEWS WOULD READ IF I RAN THE WORLD

I saw a great headline online today

"Cheney says Obama should keep terror polices"

If I ran the world, the next line would be

"VP-Elect says Cheney should shut the fuck up"

Wouldn't that be refreshing?

Ah, well. In my dreams. In my dreams.

3 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

right on, aidan!

cheney should slither back inside his cave and NEVER see the light of day again!

Angry Professor said...

Aaaaaa-MEN!

Chicago Jen said...

Aidan, I *heart* your sense of humor!!