According to the stats for my blog, someone recently viewed my blog from Tehran in the Muslim Republic of Iran.
I can't help but worry that they read my little blog postings (here and here) and have now sent a bunch of hairy, women-hating Ninjas for Islam to beautiful Hyde Park to drive me into the sea.
My blog is not well read in South America, and Africa, well, they have other things to occupy them right now. (Though I am HUGE in Djabuti!) But someone in Iran is keeping track of me.